“NOT” SO FLY- multiple series

Despite their cringe, there’s something endearing about their delusion. They’re living proof that swagger doesn’t age—it just gets louder and slightly more tragic. And maybe, just maybe, they’re not trying to be cool. Maybe they’re just trying to stay relevant in a world that moved on without them. Or maybe they just really like gold chains and 80’s rock music

Ricky and Bobby aren’t just stuck in the past—they’ve built a luxury condo there. Ricky still wakes up every morning, polishes his shades, and tells himself, “The game needs me.” Bobby, meanwhile, refuses to fly south for the winter because “real ones don’t migrate.” Their nests are decked out with lava lamps, framed mixtape covers, and motivational posters that say things like “Stay Fly or Die Tryin’.”and they still refer to their talons as “claws of destiny.”

They’ve got a podcast no one listens to, a merch line no one buys, and a dance move called “The Wing Dip” that once caused a minor injury at a chick’s birthday party. But none of that matters. Because in their minds, they’re legends. And legends don’t age—they just become SO FLY 

available in shade, blacklist, ruthless, project 17 and disorder 

please allow 3-5 business days for orders to ship

all sales are final

no chemicals! Hot water soak bags for 30 minutes and dry on low heat with towels for an hr for break in.

***Chemicals void warranty!!***

shade is a hybrid carpet with liner- 

blacklist is hybrid R style carpet

ruthless is hybrid R style carpet 

disorder is herringbone fabric with liner

SPEEDS ARE SUBJECTIVE AND PLAY DIFFERENT EVERYWHERE. This is just to give an idea of how fast they could play in perfect conditions

Project 17- 7-4 true carpet

blacklist 8-5.5 Hybrid carpet (R)

disorder 9-6 herringbone with liner

ruthless-9-5.5 Hybrid carpet (R)

shade-9-5 hybrid carpet with liner